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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:27 pm
by Econoline
An infection that changes your accent is Streep Throat.
And a trailer for a film about someone with that affliction is a Streep Tease.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:08 pm
by Scooter
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:06 am
by Scooter
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:10 am
by Bicycle Bill
I really wish I had seen him perform live, preferably in the mid-'90s after he had released that song, at least once.
-"BB"-
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 2:49 pm
by Big RR
I saw him in concert twice--once in the late 70s (right after Bat out of Hell came out) in a small venue (a few hundred people) and the second time around 94. I enjoyed both concerts, but he lost some of his intensity (how could he not?) by the 90s. I recall in the 70s his performance of Paradise by the Dashboard Light was one of my favorite live performances ever (I heard he did the same thing at Monmouth College a few months later and got himself banned from ever performing there again, but I can't vouch it is true).
We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:01 pm
by RayThom
Mr. Loaf was as much theatre as he was music. As large and out of shape as he appeared -- always sweating -- he was quite kinetic. A true theatrical rock showman.
Oddly, and sadly, some say it was his appearance on the 'Apprentice' that gave our Grifter-in-Chief the inspiration to run for office.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:06 pm
by BoSoxGal
Meatloaf managed to evoke sexy even though he was gross - that’s no mean feat.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:00 am
by BoSoxGal
A termite walks into a bar and asks “is the bar tender here?”
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:34 pm
by Econoline
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:06 pm
by Long Run
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:44 am
by Econoline
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:17 pm
by Long Run
I found a couple of boscs I had bought months ago and forgotten about, but they were still ripe. On closer inspection, their sticky tag said they were "Impearishable".
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:45 pm
by Econoline
How do you think the unthinkable?
You crash it into an itheberg.
(Credit Adam-Troy Castro, on Twitter)
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:24 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
Thath hilariouth.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:41 am
by Bicycle Bill
Econoline wrote:How do you think the unthinkable?
You crash it into an itheberg.
(Credit Adam-Troy Castro, on Twitter)
Shouldn't that be
"crath it into an itheberg"?
-"BB"-
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 2:14 am
by BoSoxGal
Yeth.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:37 am
by ex-khobar Andy
When I retire I'm gonna move to Venice and start up a water taxi service to compete with the gondolas. I'll call it Uboat.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:55 pm
by Bicycle Bill
-"BB"-
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:41 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Did you read about the guy from Minnesota who was hard of hearing? He spent thousands of dollars on travel and hotels to get medical treatment in Egypt for his bad back. It was no more successful than less expensive methods available in the USA but a trusted friend had suggested he try a Cairo practice.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:23 am
by BoSoxGal
That was painfully bad, Meade.
