Plan B Forum

Econoline wrote:

Loss of mammary?

ex-khobar Andy wrote:

Econoline wrote:

Loss of mammary?

That udderly ridiculous.

This is a real billboard a bud spotted in Las Vegas:

Took me a second

Scooter wrote:This is a real billboard a bud spotted in Las Vegas:

I wonder — who's Ed?

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I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.

Scooter wrote:I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.

Use it or lose it, I suppose.

Scooter wrote:I would have thought that, of all our posters, you would have had the most experience with ED, Bill.

You don't need to be concerned if there's still lead in the ol' pencil if you don't have anyone to write to.

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I was boiling water for tea but forgot about it, and now it's all gone.

It will be mist.

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If it was instant, he suffered!

Three college students were talking about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert isle with.

The first one opted for Jennifer Lawrence. The next one chose Charlize Theron. The third man chose Virginia Pipeline.

"Never heard of her," his companions protested.

"Who is she?"

"Why she must be the greatest Italian woman of all, making all the headlines in the newspapers," replied the third man.

"See, here it is on page one: FIVE MEN DIE LAYING VIRGINIA PIPELINE"

(Yuk-yuk! I'm here all week.)

World's wurst driver: Oscar Mayer Wienermobile gets frank warning from officer

^^^^^ Yeah, hot dog puns are the wurst...but if you relish them anyway here's a link to the rest of the story for you. (If this makes your buns warm, just remember to use a condiment.)

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.

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