Plan B Forum

This week's question: Queen guitarist Brian May, 72, is recuperating after tearing his gluteus maximus during a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening in lockdown. The pain in his buttock, he said, "is relentless." If a classic rock band were to write a song about the thrills and dangers of gardening, what should the track be titled?

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Name X

RESULTS:

THE WINNER: "I Fought the Lawn, and the Lawn Won"
Alan W. Debban, Woodbridge, Virginia

SECOND PLACE: "Weeds Will Rock You"
Laurel Wroten, Petaluma, California

THIRD PLACE: "Rake on Through (To the Other Side)"
Andy Roman, Greenacres, Florida

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Don't Stop the Weedin'"
Adam Kupec, Pittsburgh