We all love puns

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From Adam-Troy Castro on Facebook:
The way things look now -- and I am not being overconfident; I remain very much grimly aware that things can change, and that counting one's chickens is a fraught activity -- it looks like quite a few states that went for Trump are now leaning blue.

In fact, a lot of States that were firmly Red are now, at the very least, on the borderline now; closer to that red/blue mixture, purple.

If this happens...

IF it happens...

...then we will be able to say that Donald Trump made America Grape again.
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She must have been really amped up to do something like that.
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Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:55 am
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Would that make her an axe murderer?
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She should be strung up.
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His pickiness drove her to it.
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She was fretting too much
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Definitely struck the wrong chord.
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
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Press the button and the butcher hurries over. Chop chop.
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ex-khobar Andy wrote: ↑
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 Press the button and the butcher hurries over. Chop chop.

The "butcher" hurries over....
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Saying that quotation marks are never to be used for emphasis, I remember one of my high school English teachers making a point about when not to use quotes by using the example Mr and Mrs "Smith" checked into the motel.
"Meat service" is a good example.

Too bad he didn't school me about long run-on sentences.
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
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So is that 6 bucks or just a cock-up?
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Definitely a fowl up.
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