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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:11 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:11 am
by Econoline
From Adam-Troy Castro on Facebook:
The way things look now -- and I am not being overconfident; I remain very much grimly aware that things can change, and that counting one's chickens is a fraught activity -- it looks like quite a few states that went for Trump are now leaning blue.

In fact, a lot of States that were firmly Red are now, at the very least, on the borderline now; closer to that red/blue mixture, purple.

If this happens...

IF it happens...

...then we will be able to say that Donald Trump made America Grape again.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:55 am
by Econoline
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:04 am
by Joe Guy
She must have been really amped up to do something like that.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 4:41 am
by Bicycle Bill
Econoline wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 3:55 am
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Would that make her an axe murderer?
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:45 am
by ex-khobar Andy
She should be strung up.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:45 pm
by Long Run
His pickiness drove her to it.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:46 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
She was fretting too much

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 11:47 pm
by Long Run
Definitely struck the wrong chord.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:44 pm
by TPFKA@W
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:20 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:10 am
by Scooter
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:32 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
Press the button and the butcher hurries over. Chop chop.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 7:04 pm
by Joe Guy
ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:32 pm
Press the button and the butcher hurries over. Chop chop.

The "butcher" hurries over....

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:10 am
by MGMcAnick
Saying that quotation marks are never to be used for emphasis, I remember one of my high school English teachers making a point about when not to use quotes by using the example Mr and Mrs "Smith" checked into the motel.
"Meat service" is a good example.

Too bad he didn't school me about long run-on sentences.

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:48 am
by Scooter
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:15 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 6:15 am
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:01 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
So is that 6 bucks or just a cock-up?

Re: We all love puns

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:42 pm
by Long Run
Definitely a fowl up.