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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:11 pm
by Big RR
Good one meade.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:15 am
by Econoline
Big RR wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:59 pm
That reminds me of a question I have always had about the Little Drummer Boy song; why did the ox and lamb have to keep time--isn't that what a drum does?
I assume they were there with a stopwatch, to make sure LD Boy didn't go on too long...you know, not any more than 3 or 4 minutes. Get him off and the next act on before the audience gets too restless...
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:36 am
by MajGenl.Meade
The ox was there for the low notes.
Unfortunately he woke baby Jesus
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 1:41 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
Econoline wrote: ↑Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:15 am
Big RR wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:59 pm
That reminds me of a question I have always had about the Little Drummer Boy song; why did the ox and lamb have to keep time--isn't that what a drum does?
I assume they were there with a stopwatch, to make sure LD Boy didn't go on too long...you know, not any more than 3 or 4 minutes. Get him off and the next act on before the audience gets too restless...
Well he wasn't the star of Bethlehem.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:31 pm
by Big RR
MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑Tue Dec 08, 2020 11:36 am
The ox was there for the low notes.
Unfortunately he woke baby Jesus
Did he tell him "pull my hoof"?
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 2:51 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
No. He sang "Oh night bovine"
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:49 pm
by Bicycle Bill
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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2020 7:01 pm
by Crackpot
Lol
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:41 pm
by Scooter
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 6:58 pm
by Scooter
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
by Crackpot
That first one took about a minute
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:10 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Crackpot wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
That first one took about a minute
You must not have had a wonderful life.
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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:13 pm
by Scooter
Crackpot wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
That first one took about a minute
Might have worked better if the wings weren't quite so misshapen.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:15 am
by BoSoxGal
Scooter wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 10:13 pm
Crackpot wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 8:35 pm
That first one took about a minute
Might have worked better if the wings weren't quite so misshapen.
The word ‘wings’ right there wasn’t a dead giveaway?
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2020 4:12 pm
by Bicycle Bill
(The rest of you will probably find it too divisive....)
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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:51 pm
by Scooter
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:57 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
Give it a rest, Scooter.
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:53 am
by Bicycle Bill
That must be the score for the brass section.
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Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:22 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Re: We all love puns
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2020 7:44 am
by Bicycle Bill
You won't know if it's on fire until you open it?
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