Plan B Forum

As we approach the holidays, please keep this is mind

Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who worries about your well-being.
Have a safe Holiday Season!

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.

That bunch is always at the top of my "Watch List".....

I always felt sorry for the non-drinkers because when they wake up in the morning feeling shitty they never know when they will feel better. On the other hand someone with a hang over knows that later in the day they will feel much better.

It's amature season, I only like to drive around with professional drunks.