The trouble with robots
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:30 pm
A man buys a lie-detector robot programmed to slap people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner that night.
- DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school, of course.
- SON: Okay, okay! I went to my friend's house and watched some DVDs.
DAD: Which DVDs?
SON: Kung Fu Panda and Finding Nemo and...
- SON: All right! We watched a bunch of pornos.
DAD: WHAT??!! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
- MOM: HAHAHAHAHA! Well, he IS your son, after all!
