Electoral Comedy
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:13 am
Credit to Adam-Troy Castro on Facebook:
- Judi and I were just darkly amusing ourselves in the car, with a running gag as follows.
(Plane lands)
PILOT: On behalf of your cabin crew, we thank you for flying Transworld Airlines and would like to welcome you to Christchurch, New Zealand.
PASSENGERS: But this was supposed to be a flight to Vienna, Austria!
PILOT: Sorry. More of you voted for it, but we have an electoral navigator.
*
(Waiter arrives at table in posh restaurant)
WAITER: Here's your tater tots and waffles.
PARTY: But we all ordered the quail!
WAITER: Sorry. We tallied your dinner orders, but we have an electoral kitchen.
*
(Doctor arrives in waiting room, approaches concerned couple)
DOCTOR: The operation went well. We were able to remove her gall bladder without complications.
CONCERNED COUPLE: But our daughter was here to give birth!
DOCTOR: Sorry. We know what the symptoms were, but this is an electoral hospital.
*
I could honestly do this all day.