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Scooter
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A question from a client to my friend who is a travel agent in Fort Lauderdale:

"How long a drive is it to get to San Juan, Puerto Rico?"
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Years ago you could have used Google Maps to find that, but they disabled the swimming/kayaking/paddleboarding across the ocean instructions.

So, I guess there isn't enough information. Need the clients make/model of car. An Amphicar doesn't have the range. I doubt the Gibbs Aquada does either, so the need to travel with an extra tanker (maybe tow a small fuel barge?) would be required.
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Because it's such a long drive, they might want to stop and camp for the night along the way...
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