Surprise!

[Gob]

[Bicycle Bill]

The expression on the man's face looks more like a guy who just got told by Jerry Springer that the DNA test showed he wasn't the father.

-"BB"-

[Guinevere]

How stupid and condescending.

[Joe Guy]

Maybe Predictor is supposed to be predicting whether it's a boy or a girl. Why would it be a form of the word predict if it's telling you that you're already pregnant?

Or maybe it's predicting her next pregnancy....

[MajGenl.Meade]

They should have called it "Postdictor"

Sound it out, folks.

[BoSoxGal]

[Joe Guy]

They should have called it "Postdictor"

Someone should come out with a home DNA test and call it, "Whodictor".

[Big RR]

The caption should be--And I was afraid it was menopause! Makes as much sense.

[Bicycle Bill]

Here's what it actually said —



-"BB"-

[Guinevere]

Jesus fucking Christ --- pregnant is not fat.

[Bicycle Bill]

Jesus fucking Christ --- pregnant is not fat.

I know you're upset and on edge over the shit Trump is trying to pull, Guin, but lighten up .... it was supposed to be humor.

-"BB"-

[Guinevere]

I am neither upset nor on edge, but thanks for the mansplain.

(And this is how men try to diminish women over and over and over. "Calm down honey you're just being emotional.").

[Joe Guy]

B Bill... pregnant is not being fat.

It's supplementary poundage with augmented abdominal growth appropriate for a woman's prenatal process.

[Bicycle Bill]

As Richard Nixon said to Gerald Ford, "Well, pardon me!"

-"BB"-

[Joe Guy]

And you're not supposed to say "lighten up it's supposed to be humor".

You need to say, "Please accept my sincerest apology for not accommodating your established levity preference."

[Bicycle Bill]

And you're not supposed to say "lighten up it's supposed to be humor".

You need to say, "Please accept my sincerest apology for not accommodating your established levity preference."

Now, that I like.  Mind if I borrow and use it elsewhere?

-"BB"-

[Joe Guy]

You can have it, Bill...