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Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:28 am
by Gob
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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:07 am
by Bicycle Bill
The expression on the man's face looks more like a guy who just got told by Jerry Springer that the DNA test showed he wasn't the father.
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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:09 am
by Guinevere
How stupid and condescending.

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:15 am
by Joe Guy
Maybe Predictor is supposed to be predicting whether it's a boy or a girl. Why would it be a form of the word predict if it's telling you that you're already pregnant?

Or maybe it's predicting her next pregnancy....

8-)

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:40 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
They should have called it "Postdictor"

Sound it out, folks.

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 3:17 pm
by BoSoxGal
:roll:

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:24 pm
by Joe Guy
MajGenl.Meade wrote:They should have called it "Postdictor"
Someone should come out with a home DNA test and call it, "Whodictor".

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:08 pm
by Big RR
The caption should be--And I was afraid it was menopause! Makes as much sense.

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:28 am
by Bicycle Bill
Here's what it actually said —

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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:20 pm
by Guinevere
Jesus fucking Christ --- pregnant is not fat. :evil: :evil:

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:33 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Guinevere wrote:Jesus fucking Christ --- pregnant is not fat. :evil: :evil:
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I know you're upset and on edge over the shit Trump is trying to pull, Guin, but lighten up .... it was supposed to be humor.
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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:37 pm
by Guinevere
I am neither upset nor on edge, but thanks for the mansplain.

(And this is how men try to diminish women over and over and over. "Calm down honey you're just being emotional.").

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:14 pm
by Joe Guy
B Bill... pregnant is not being fat.

It's supplementary poundage with augmented abdominal growth appropriate for a woman's prenatal process.

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:08 pm
by Bicycle Bill
As Richard Nixon said to Gerald Ford, "Well, pardon me!"
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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:57 pm
by Joe Guy
And you're not supposed to say "lighten up it's supposed to be humor".

You need to say, "Please accept my sincerest apology for not accommodating your established levity preference."

Re: Surprise!

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:30 am
by Bicycle Bill
Joe Guy wrote:And you're not supposed to say "lighten up it's supposed to be humor".

You need to say, "Please accept my sincerest apology for not accommodating your established levity preference."
Now, that I like.  Mind if I borrow and use it elsewhere?
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Re: Surprise!

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 2:05 am
by Joe Guy
You can have it, Bill...

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