Who will let the dog out?

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Long Run
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Who will let the dog out?

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Please, we need to free this dog. This good boy needs our help to escape the wood prison. A heartless wizard heard him bark and trapped him in the wood. If you are a witch, warlock, or magic-adjacent, please tell us what spells, chants, hand movements, and/or ointments we can use to get this sweet, sweet pup out of there. I don’t know what this pup did to deserve such a fate, but I can tell you with certainty that the punishment is unwarranted — dogs should be in the real world and they should not be exiled forever to the Tree Dimension. Please help. Thank you.
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At least his bark is worse than his bite
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Ouch, Meade. :lol:
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they should not be exiled forever to the Tree Dimension
At least there are plenty of places to pee.
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Who will let the dog out?

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:At least his bark is worse than his bite
You may think that's funny but it's knot. I wood never say something like that. You'd get board.
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The photo answers the age old question about the dogwood tree: How much wood would a dogwood make if a dogwood could make wood?

Not much because they become board quickly.
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Must be a timber wolf...
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jim wins...., again..... ;)
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Planck's constant companion?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Re: Who will let the dog out?

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I think it was Pavlov's dog.
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