40th Wedding Anniversary
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:47 pm
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary at a candlelit table in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being so much in love with each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and — poof! — two tickets for a round-the-world cruise on the "Queen Mary II" appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and then said, "'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife — and the fairy — were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand and...
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story?
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female...
-"BB"-
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and — poof! — two tickets for a round-the-world cruise on the "Queen Mary II" appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and then said, "'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife — and the fairy — were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand and...
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story?
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female...
-"BB"-