Pessimist vs Optimist

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Bicycle Bill
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Pessimist vs Optimist

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A pessimist will say "Things just can't get any worse!"

An optimist will say "Nah, of course they can!"
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Re: Pessimist vs Optimist

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An optimist thinks the glass is half full

The pessimist knows some bastard optimist will drink it all
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Re: Pessimist vs Optimist

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:An optimist thinks the glass is half full

The pessimist knows some bastard optimist alcoholic will drink it all
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