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Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"

Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'ERIC BURDON WAS A COMPLETE NO TALENT!'

Dad: "HEY, DON'T ABUSE THE ANIMALS"
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Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"

Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'THE MOODY BLUES HIT SINGLE WAS CRAP!'

Dad: "HEY, THAT'S BEYOND THE PALE"
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I used to play piano in 5 flats and got kicked out of everyone of them.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I used to tune banjos for a living...

That took a lot of pluck...
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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"While my guitar gently beats..."
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Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies, "I'm a huge metal fan."
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Cows are huge fans of moo-ed music.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:Cows are huge fans of moo-ed music.
Pfft! That's udderly ridiculous.
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(Shamelessly stolen from Gob on Facebook...he shared it there, but what? he was too embarrassed to put it here???)
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