Musical puns
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:41 pm
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Re: Musical puns
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:42 pm
Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'ERIC BURDON WAS A COMPLETE NO TALENT!'
Dad: "HEY, DON'T ABUSE THE ANIMALS"
Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'ERIC BURDON WAS A COMPLETE NO TALENT!'
Dad: "HEY, DON'T ABUSE THE ANIMALS"
Re: Musical puns
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:47 am
Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!"
Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'THE MOODY BLUES HIT SINGLE WAS CRAP!'
Dad: "HEY, THAT'S BEYOND THE PALE"
Child: (While walking away steps on the family dog's tail) 'THE MOODY BLUES HIT SINGLE WAS CRAP!'
Dad: "HEY, THAT'S BEYOND THE PALE"
Re: Musical puns
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:01 am
I used to play piano in 5 flats and got kicked out of everyone of them.
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:51 pm
I used to tune banjos for a living...
That took a lot of pluck...
That took a lot of pluck...
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:49 pm
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:02 pm
Musical puns
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:36 pm
"While my guitar gently beats..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:50 pm
Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks, "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies, "I'm a huge metal fan."
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:24 am
Cows are huge fans of moo-ed music.
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Musical puns
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:38 am
Pfft! That's udderly ridiculous.Bicycle Bill wrote:Cows are huge fans of moo-ed music.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:59 am
(Shamelessly stolen from Gob on Facebook...he shared it there, but what? he was too embarrassed to put it here???)
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2018 12:51 pm
