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WalMart, again -or- A Little Extra Protein Never Hurt Anyone

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Decomposing bat found in Walmart salad prompts rabies tests

Walmart has issued a recall on a packaged salad after Florida customers found a decomposing bat inside the box.

The two customers ate some of the Organic Marketside Spring Mix salad before the bat was found, officials said. They have been tested for rabies.

The company said customers who may have already purchased the pre-packaged greens, which are sold mainly in southern states, should discard them.

Walmart also said customers can request a full refund for the product.

The two people began eating the salad before they discovered the bat, which was found in a "deteriorated condition", according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Two Florida customers have been tested for rabies after discovering a dead bat in their salad, officials say

The bat was sent to a CDC lab and tested for rabies.

"Both people report being in good health and neither has any signs of rabies," the CDC said in a statement.

The agency also advised anyone who may have already eaten one of the affected salads and found "animal material" to contact their local health department immediately.

But people "who have eaten the recalled salad and did not find animal material are not at risk and do not need to contact their health department", the CDC added.

The salads, which bear the production code G089B19, are exclusively sold at Walmart stores throughout the southeastern US.

The company said it worked quickly with officials to remove the entire batch of salads from store shelves, and only one line of its products had been affected.

"Fresh Express takes matters of food safety very seriously and rigorously complies with all food safety regulations including

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Wonder how they got into the processing plant. Must have flown under the radar.

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Well, I'll await further information before drawing conclusions about this...

There have been a number of stories over the years that involved dead rodents and other nasty things being found in packaged and prepared foods that turned out to have been put their by the purchasers...

In the hopes of a nice lawsuit settlement...
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Long Run wrote:Wonder how they got into the processing plant. Must have flown under the radar.
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Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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You'd be blind to have missed it, or have flittermouse in the belfry.
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Lord Jim wrote:Well, I'll await further information before drawing conclusions about this...

There have been a number of stories over the years that involved dead rodents and other nasty things being found in packaged and prepared foods that turned out to have been put their by the purchasers...

In the hopes of a nice lawsuit settlement...
This sort of item is sold by weight, not volume.
Take the bat out and weigh it.
Now weigh the remaining veggies.
If the veggies (and bat) weigh more than the stated weight on the package, then we should suspect consumer fraud.
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The two customers ate some of the Organic Marketside Spring Mix salad before the bat was found, officials said. They have been tested for rabies.
WTF... it was "organic." What kind of problems can that cause? Besides, I've heard that bat tastes a lot like rat, and they rarely have rabies.

Case closed.
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