Form an orderly queue girls

[Gob]

Sir Benjamin Julian Alfred Slade is a rheumy-eyed Casanova who has a most disconcerting habit of pointing to his crotch and talking about ‘business down there’.



He describes his ideal woman as ‘a big strong healthy warrior, the bigger the better — if I see a tall woman coming into a room, I just fall over backwards. My tongue hangs out. It gets exciting.’

Last week he caused a furore when he denounced one of his recent (extremely attractive) companions, Bridget Convey, 50, as ‘too old to have children’ and reminded all young, fertile ladies that he is once again ‘interviewing hard’ for the position of Lady Slade.

‘I have had a few proposals,’ he said. ‘But sometimes the women are past their sell-by date and have been over the guns a few times.’

Sir Ben, as he likes to be addressed, is 70 years old himself.

Subsequently, he announced that he wanted to ‘road-test’ young women, adding: ‘It would be nice if they were a breeder, of an age where they can have a couple of sons.’

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[Bicycle Bill]

From the article Gob linked to:

... and his aunt Madeleine Slade, as he indelicately puts it, ‘s*****d [Mahatma] Gandhi’.

About the only word I can think of that starts with 's' and ends with 'd', fits the space, and might be considered indelicate enough to warrant being censored is "shagged".  However, Gandhi was known for his celibacy following the death of his father and while he did exchange what can only be described as 'erotic letters' with Mirabehn (nee Madeleine Slade) all Gandhi's biographers chronicle that as a purely platonic relationship that never reached the point of physical consummation.

-"BB"-

[Guinevere]

I'd get in the queue -- to knee him in his shriveled, teeny, infertile balls --- except he would probably enjoy it to much.