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They say math puns are first sine of madness.
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Long Run wrote:They say math puns are first sine of madness.
Which will eventually lead to incidents of math destruction.
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I cannot cosine this foolishness.
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That's because you've gone off on a tangent
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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The facts just don't add up.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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That's because you're not looking at it from the right angle.
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You're just being obtuse! (And not at all acute)
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Fourth grade - elementary school door decorating contest for Christmas (I'm pretty sure it was Christmas, not "Holiday" back in the late 70s) -- I convinced my class we should do a door theme based on "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" (which was my favorite Christmas carol at the time). And of course, we had the GREATEST DOOR. The BEST. It was STUNNING.

We should have WON.





Except, of course, what was written in the decorations was "Hark the Herald Angles Sing."


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I heard it is 90 degrees in Los Angles today. That's right.
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Hello, I'm Johnny Flash....
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I Walk the Shortest Distance Between Two Points
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rather Seussian if you ask me
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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with a lisp...
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Isn't that the loneliest number? However, two can be as bad some times.
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