"It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking - or as Charlie Sheen calls it, breakfast."
"It was a big year for 3D movies. Toy Story, Despicable Me, Tron. It seems like everything this year was three-dimensional, except the characters in The Tourist. I already feel bad about that joke. I'm jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven't even seen The Tourist. Who has?
I'd like to quash the rumours that the only reason The Tourist was nominated was so that the Hollywood Foreign Press can hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish, that is not the only reason - they also accepted bribes.
"I Love You Phillip Morris stars Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor - two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous scientologists. Probably. My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke."
"I was sure the Golden Globe for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed [the Sex and the City 2] poster. Girls, we know how old you are. I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza."
On Jennifer Lopez - "She's just Jenny from the block. If the block in question is that one on Rodeo Drive between Cartier and Prada."
On multi-millionaire Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg: "Heather Mills calls him the one that got away."
While introducing Robert Downey Jr - "Many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as the Betty Ford Clinic and Los Angeles County Jail."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12205469
Goldenballs
Goldenballs
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Goldenballs
Like they didn't know what to expect when they hired him... 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Goldenballs
I wish I'd seen it. Those actors take themselves FAR too seriously!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: Goldenballs
I am glad I didn't see it, only because award ceromonies bore the pants of me.
Howver, I agree 100% that actors are precious petals who believe they need to be nutured and worshipped.
Up ya bum, you gay Scientologists pretending to be straight. (YOU know who I am talking about!)
Howver, I agree 100% that actors are precious petals who believe they need to be nutured and worshipped.
Up ya bum, you gay Scientologists pretending to be straight. (YOU know who I am talking about!)
Bah!
Re: Goldenballs
This was showing at the Kwik-E-mart tube and I still didn't pay it any mind.
No really, those bits are funny, but I musta missed them.
No really, those bits are funny, but I musta missed them.
