"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be possible if you've been married ten times?" So the woman explained:
"My first husband was a sales representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"My second husband worked with computer software; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into
it and get back with me.
"Husband #3 was a field technician; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"My next husband was an engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, design, and implement a new state-of-the-art method.
"Husband #6 worked in administration; he thought he knew how to do it, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"My seventh husband was in marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"And my last husband was a stamp collector; all he ever did was li....... God, do I miss him!!
"But now that I've married you," she concluded, "I'm so excited!"
"That's wonderful," said her new husband, "but why?"
The woman replied.......
"You're with the government .... so this time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"
-"BB"-