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Trump, Putin and Kim walk into a bar.

The night gets messy and they all end up shitfaced and can't remember going home.

Next day, Putin has gone missing, can't be found anywhere.

The local cops are searching for him and come to take a statement from Trump.

They've done their questioning, then they finish off by asking "So, he's quite a well known character and his face is recognisable, but does he have any distinguishing features?".

Trump says "Sure, he has two penises".

"Two penises? How d'you know that?"

Trump goes "Well everytime we walk into that bar, the locals say "Look it's that Russian guy with two pricks"".

Ivanka Trump observed much the same thing about Putin.

Ivanka said, "Sure, Putin has two penises."

And Jared asked, "Two penises? How d'you know that?"

Ivanka goes "Well there's the one he uses to pee-pee on Daddy in the morning, and the one Daddy brushes his teeth with at nighttime.

(Rim shot goes here.) I'm here all week.

A portable jumper box, a 12 volt battery, and a pair of jumper cables enter a bar. The skeptical bar tender takes one look at the trio and says, "OK, I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

At least it's clean.