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Long life

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 2:06 am
by Gob
A very old man is being interviewed on live TV

"Hello everybody. We have Michael with us, who is 97 years old! Michael, tell us your secret?"

"During the war, I sucked off a nazi soldier in exchange for food"

"Err...I meant about your age"

"Ah, eating well and plenty of exercise"