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I received this missive from Angie's List in my email today:

Subject line: 3 toilet seats that are changing EVERYTHING



3 Toilet Seats You Won't Believe

Toilet seats might soon have less in common with outhouses and more in common with a smartphone or wearable tech. Learn about 3 toilet seats that could change your life!

That's followed by a link (with a button that says "Sit In Luxury") that enables me to order one of these advanced toilet seats:

https://www.angieslist.com/articles/thr ... __20171117

Maybe I'm just an old fuddy duddy, but frankly, I don't believe there's any such thing as a toilet seat that is going to "change EVERYTHING"...

I don't believe that toilet seats have that sort of metaphysical, transcendent significance...

Nor do I ever care to own one that has more in common with a "smart phone" or "wearable tech" (whatever the hell that means) than its basic purpose...

Just what the world needs. A smart toilet....

Hey, if it could clean my rear end after I take a dump..............they might have something!

It is nice to think that there is a better way to deal with the asses of the world.

Joe Guy wrote:Just what the world needs. A smart toilet....

Dare I say it? ...... somewhere there is some smart ass who needs one.

dales wrote:Hey, if it could clean my rear end after I take a dump..............they might have something!

I believe that sort of thing is called a 'bidet'.

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