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Santa's Husband

by Daniel Kibblesmith, A P. Quach

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About the Book

Offering a fresh twist on Kris Kringle, a clever yet heartfelt book that tells the story of a black Santa, his white husband, and their life in the North Pole.

Everyone knows that Santa Claus is jolly, but in Santa’s Husband, this cherished symbol of the holiday season is also black and gay, and married to an equally cheery man.

In this witty and sweet illustrated Christmas tale, humor writer Daniel Kibblesmith introduces us to Mr. and Mr. Claus, and gives us a glimpse of their lives together. We see the Clauses sitting by the fire at their cozy North Pole home, vacationing at the beach, having an occasional disagreement, celebrating their wedding day, and comforting each other when some loudmouth people on television angrily dispute Santa’s appearance and lifestyle.
https://www.harpercollins.com/978006274 ... as-husband

A black gay Santa married to a white guy...

If Dave/Mort is on your Christmas list, this looks like the perfect gift for you to send him... 8-)
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What??  We don't get to see what happens when Santa, his 'husband', and the elves (who are generally portrayed as mostly male) let their hair down :o
at the annual "Day After Christmas Party"?
:damn:
Even so, I'm betting it will be no more than two years, max, before someone like LOGO tries to make a TV 'holiday special' out of it.

And BTW, the blurb says "this cherished symbol of the holiday season is also black and gay".  If Santa is gay, wouldn't his 'husband' be, by definition, gay as well?
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Not necessarily...he could be bi. :mrgreen:
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Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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And let's not forget "Special Needs" Santa:

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“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.” 
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