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I'm going to get a few nails, see if some one can put me up for easter.

More of a practical joke--stand like you re hang on a cross:

What did Jesus say when they Tok the nails out of his hands?

(start to fall forward)

My Feet, MY FEET!

Oh, that's terrible. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're going to hell unless you repent.

BTW -- What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

AMEN