Aren't We Overdue for a Blonde Joke?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:09 pm

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde.

The officer asked to see the lady's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:14 pm

So then she was asked if the blinkers were working. She walk to the back of the car and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:28 pm

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

Bicycle Bill · Post by **Bicycle Bill** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:58 pm

Do you know why the blonde always had such a sore bellybutton after sex?
Her boyfriend was blonde, too.

-"BB"-

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:50 am

And on International Woman's Day, too.

MGMcAnick · Post by **MGMcAnick** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:19 pm

When Mrs Mc was involved in the corporate world, her office group was advised not to tell blonde jokes at work. It seems someone had complained. As a blonde herself, she had a good memory for the best of those jokes. One of the other blondes in her group was of similar mind. Mrs Mc asked the boss if it was OK to tell them to each other.

Burning Petard · Post by **Burning Petard** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:56 pm

When I was working in a biochemistry research lab, the Managers's admin asst had a coffee mug on her desk, with pencils and pens. On the mug it said "Please speak slowly. I am a natural blonde." That was an ironic warning. She was extremely smart, and very savvy about office politics, much better than her boss. Which is exactly what smart bosses want.

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Daisy · Post by **Daisy** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:02 pm

Just your friendly neighbourhood admin popping in...

I’m blonde

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:04 pm

Burning Petard wrote:When I was working in a biochemistry research lab, the Managers's admin asst had a coffee mug on her desk, with pencils and pens. On the mug it said "Please speak slowly. I am a natural blonde." That was an ironic warning. She was extremely smart, and very savvy about office politics, much better than her boss. Which is exactly what smart bosses want.

Didn't the pencils and pens make it difficult for her to drink her coffee?

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:14 am

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liberty · Post by **liberty** » Sat Aug 14, 2021 7:47 pm

Blonds are inferior and should be required to have a license to breed. It is an open question whether they should be allowed to live; the world would benefit from their elimination. And it certainly should not be a crime to kill one.

Al Sharpton

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