Things you couldn't make up, part XXIIV

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Things you couldn't make up, part XXIIV

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“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine I recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?”
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Things you COULD make up .... the Roman numeral XXIIV. ;)
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Mea culpa, it's a meme not a quote, I got stung.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Things you couldn't make up
Except, this was made up... 8-)
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It was?

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I haven’t seen this particular exchange but i’ve seen Many that were just as bad.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Things you couldn't make up, part XXIIX

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... or this...

Mr. Zuckerberg, How do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your service?

(This surprising question came from Utah Senator Orrin Hatch (R). Zuckerberg blinked for a moment--he couldn't believe it either--and then said simply, "Senator we run ads.")

"I see. That's great." Hatch responded.



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Big RR wrote:It was?
After senators began questioning Zuckerberg, some Twitter users were quick to poke fun at the stereotype that older people don’t completely understand his social network.

“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine I recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line,” journalist Dave Itzkoff captioned a photoset of Sen. Chuck Grassley interrogating Zuck. “Is that the same as Facebook?”
http://time.com/5235340/mark-zuckerberg ... analytica/
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RayThom wrote:... or this...

Mr. Zuckerberg, How do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your service?

(This surprising question came from Utah Senator Orrin Hatch (R). Zuckerberg blinked for a moment--he couldn't believe it either--and then said simply, "Senator we run ads.")

"I see. That's great." Hatch responded.



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That was one of them
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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:loon :lol:
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Why does the drawing of Zuckerberg look like ones I've seen of Obama?

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Similar ears and haircut...
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Sure, but in real life would you ever confuse them, or even think they're related?

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