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Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees

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A woman in Canada was so incensed about something Tim Hortons employees did or didn’t do that she dropped her pants, took a dump on the floor, threw it, grabbed some napkins to wipe her ass, threw those too, and left.

There is no pixelation in this sped-up LiveLeak video. You are going to see everything that this woman, full of rage and previously turds, does to forever sully the floor of this Tim Hortons located in Langley, British Columbia.

What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening. Maybe that’s because the tasteful barrier has censored most of it, or maybe it’s because there’s really nothing to do when a human decides to take a spiteful shit and fling it.

According to the Abbotsford News, this all went down Monday around 6:15 p.m. Police arrested the woman in the parking lot and are still determining charges. If you know the motive behind this deliberate crapping, drop a line at tips@deadspin.com.
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How very unCanadian! Could she be an American immigrant?
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Figuring out why she did what she did is difficult. It's a crap shoot.

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Eww! Gross. You don't see this every day.

Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At Employees
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/woman ... 1826082960
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Who clicks on such a video?!
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Inglorious Basturds?
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BoSoxGal wrote:How very unCanadian! Could she be an American immigrant?
I don’t know they may have broke the cardinal rule of dealing with a Canadian:

“Don’t fuck with thier hockey or thier Timmies”
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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BoSoxGal wrote:How very unCanadian! Could she be an American immigrant?

Wh are you, Trump, blaming the immigrants for everything? :lol:

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This just in. The previously unknown defecater has been scooped up from the sidewalk.

Thank God she was Canadian, otherwise this could have become an international incident.

I think the appropriate punishment would be for her to clean all the Horton's restrooms for five years, and then banished to McDonalds for life.

Woman arrested after defecating on floor of Tim Hortons restaurant, flinging feces at clerk
http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/ ... clerk.html
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Perhaps she was practicing for when she went to Windsor for the wedding this weekend?

It could have livened things up.

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BoSoxGal wrote:How very unCanadian! Could she be an American immigrant?
I bet she is a Canadian lady. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And then there was the case of the Canadian pig farmer who kidnaped and fed woman to his pigs.


And then how about the Canadian woman, who turned her husband over to another man to be held captive in a closet and starve, raped and tortured.

Those are just a few examples of the superior Canadian culture. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You must be missing Scooter.
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BoSoxGal wrote:You must be missing Scooter.
Are you talking about greasy ass? He is out shitting in someone's front yard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Extremely unpleasant and unfunny, lib.
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The Canadian lady is saying, “ Here you can have your food back”. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:Extremely unpleasant and unfunny, lib.
I think it is a funny example of the Canadian return policy.

You talk about how barbaric and privative we are, but at least we don’t shit on the floor of public places.
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How very unCanadian!
I'm sure she did it in the politest possible way...

Lib:

I'm not sure why you think the stuff you're posting about in this thread is hilariously funny
(ie, the multiple :lol:s) but I seriously suggest that you stay away from Open Mic Night at your local comedy club... :?
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Seems to be a problem with company policy that has also caused recent PR problems for Starbucks and Waffle House: who has access to the public bathroom.

Update (May 17, 1:01 p.m. ET): Tim Hortons has released a statement, via CBC.com:

“In limited cases across the country, restaurants have a restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests,” said Tim Hortons in a written statement.

“Our current understanding is that the Team Member used their discretion in this case and denied access to this Guest based on past behaviour and out of concern for the immediate safety of Team Members and Guests in the Restaurant,” the statement read, adding that as matters escalated, staff called police."

Note that this customer was known to the workers for causing trouble in the past.

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When I worked in NYC, we changed our policy and let messengers (usually bicycle messengers) use the restrooms after a couple who were refused access shit in the elevator. In NYC, there are few public restrooms, and most stores and fast food restaurants will refuse access to their restrooms to anyone but patrons.

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I think the new Starbucks policy should be adopted by all public food servers that do not require a reservation or waiting list. It will avoid many nasty public health incidents and/or discrimination law suits, especially in metropolitan areas where civility appears to be eroding much too quickly.

Starbucks new bathroom policy opens the door to everyone who has to go
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/0 ... rests.html

Regionally, we now have many Wawa convenience stores. A nationwide survey has voted them as having the 2nd cleanest public restrooms in the country, behind Sheetz. Absolutely no purchase necessary.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/wawa- ... 80516.html
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