Plan B Member is strange

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:30 am

While on Facebook this am, I got a "friend request" from a Plan B member, which was odd, as we're already FB friends. A quick search proved that it was a fake identity. So I decided to have a chat with them, at their request.

You are now connected on Messenger.

“Plan B Member”:Hello
“Me”: Hi mate

“Plan B Member”: How are you doing today?
“Me”: I'm fine mate, yourself?

“Plan B Member”: Cool !! I'm doing pretty good as well , it's good to hear from you. What is new with you and how is life treating you ?
“Me”: Oh you know, still getting on.

“Plan B Member”: Have you doing today?
“Me”: Oh yes, the doing has been fun

“Plan B Member”: Have you heard about the grant yet?
“Me”: Not yet, but the forms have gone in.

“Plan B Member”: God has blessed me through a Grant called Global Grant Fund Offer . I don't know if you have heard about them also ??
“Me”: But you're gay Plan B Member, you don't believe in god

“Plan B Member”:GLOBAL GRANT FUND (GGF), They are Helping the young,old, Retired,Citizen,Non Citizen, Workers and Non Workers
“Me”: Didn't you tell me that you're going to abandon all religion? I find it strange you said "god has blessed me" seeing as you were last a pagan.

“Plan B Member”:I got a grant of 150,000.00 from them cash, No paying back, No strings attached..... Life is good !!!
“Me”: In what currency?

“Plan B Member”:$$
“Me”: But that's no good to me, I need Lira

“Plan B Member”:You can also apply for it, It's easy to apply, should i tell you how to apply for it ?
“Me”: Like I say, I need it in Lira

“Plan B Member”:https://m.facebook.com/idowubukola.okun ... =bookmarks
David Comey
“Me”: Who is he? Is he gay? He's cute!!

“Plan B Member”:That is the agent of the winning money
Winning money? I thought you said it was a grant?

“Plan B Member”: Just click on the and add the agent and also message him that a friend of yours told you about the grant
“Me”: I don't understand? Is he gay? Do you still enjoy rimming?

“Plan B Member”: NO
“Me”: No? That's odd. I thought taht was a greta passion of yours
“Me”: , bad spelling there Plan B Member eh?

“Plan B Member”:No this a money to reresead poverty
“Me”: Beg your pardon?

“Plan B Member”:This is real and legit
“Me”: I've always trusted you Plan B Member, even though you broke my heart once.

“Plan B Member”: No This is real and legit
“Me”: I'm sure it is. But could you love me again, even after the operation?

“Plan B Member”: Yeah
“Me”: SERIOUSLY??? Even though I have no nose?
“Me”: You always were kind man, I'd love to get up to the old fun with you, only if my lack of a nose was not too off putting.

“Plan B Member”:Just click on the link and add the agent and also message him that a friend of yours told you about the grant ok
“Me”: Tell me you love me first!!

“Plan B Member”: I love you
“Me”: You mean it too, don't you! Would you like to suck me off again?

“Plan B Member”:Once you get yours from them
“Me”: Yes, but you used to love blowing me, would you like to do it again? Swallow?

“Me”: Bored now, going to have my breakfast.

“Plan B Member”: OK
“Me”: I hope you die of leprosy you fuckiing parasite.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:52 am

And I've never felt so hurt and dismissed....

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 am

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 4:34 pm

Calling him "gay Plan B member" might have been a giveaway.

And for the record, Gob has never blown me, but I'm flattered that the thought has crossed his mind.

Burning Petard · Post by **Burning Petard** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 5:57 pm

I am fascinated by the whole dialogue. Does it pass the Turing test? Was there ever a human being on the other end? Seems to be scripted and nonrespsonsive to much of the things Gob states.

snailgate.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:13 pm

Gob, I'm glad you didn't fall for it. I suspect it was probably some kind of phishing scam.

By the way, was that mystery Plan B member Lord Jim? He talks to me like that when he PM's me. He can really be annoying at times.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:15 pm

Nope not me...

You're the only one I talk to that way Ray...

I'm just swept away by your magnetic personality...

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:49 pm

MajGenl.Meade wrote:And I've never felt so hurt and dismissed....

I didn't know you were gay. I thought you were just happy.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:25 pm

Now, now. Gob only accused the Plan B member of being gay, which just isn't true.
Name that movie! "If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker".

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:41 pm

something to the boner?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:44 pm

Bridge on the River Queer?

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