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jokes that you just can t tell....

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mine will all be original, as far as I know, so I ve started a new thread, because they have never been funny before.......

....and very well may never be.

ok. first.....

why do they call gay men "fruitcakes"?

because it s ok to enjoy a piece once a year, but you don t want a steady diet of it.......

thank you, thank you...., I ll be here all week

8-)

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thank you, thank you...., I ll be here all week
I've explained to you before wes...

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c mon, you smiled....., I know that you smiled....

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:lol:
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:ok

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:lol: :ok X3
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A bunch of guys were at deer camp.  They had to bunk two to a room.  No one wanted to share a room with Steve because he snored so badly.  They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve's room.  The next morning, he came to breakfast, tired, stiff, his eyes all bloodshot, and his clothes looked like he'd slept in them.  The rest of the guys said, "Man, what happened to you?"  John said, "Steve snored so loudly, I couldn't get to sleep, so I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night was Gary's turn.  Next morning, same thing — bleary-eyed and groggy, his hair all matted and unkempt.  Once again they asked, "Man, what happened to you?  You look awful!"  He said, "Guys, that Steve snores like a chain saw.  I couldn't sleep a wink.  I just sat on the crapper and watched him all night."

The third night was Herb's turn.  Now, Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man's man, and he'd been to a deer camp or ten in his time.  The next morning Herb came out of the room, well-rested, bright-eyed, and bushy-tailed.  "Good morning, guys," he said, "what's for breakfast?"

The fellas couldn't believe it!  They asked, "Man, what happened?"  Herb said, "Well, we got ready to go to sleep.  Steve climbed into his bunk; then I went over, tucked him into bed, fluffed up his pillow, patted him on his ass, and kissed him good night.  He got up, sat in the chair, and watched me all night long."
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:lol: :lol:

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I didn’t say darn him!

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Last year I went to a Halloween Party dressed as a chicken.

and I met a nice lady dressed as an egg.

Later that night the lifelong metaphysical question was answered...

It was the chicken.
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Overheard during a walk through a packed Church St. Halloween crowd, from a young man covered in black plastic: "I put on a trashbag so I could be my ex-boyfriend."
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Scooter wrote:Overheard during a walk through a packed Church St. Halloween crowd, from a young man covered in black plastic: "I put on a trashbag so I could be my ex-boyfriend."
Is the guy in one of these vids?
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I don't think so, but that second one in particular gives you a sense of how big the crowd was, it continues like that up the street for several blocks.
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Said a somewhat twisted friend on his Facebook page:
Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on a porch.
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