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No Joke, a Horse Walked Into a Bar in France

Rough day at the track?



Last week in France, a bar was cleared out after the arrival of an unruly customer: a runaway racehorse.

The filly's bid for freedom happened somewhere between the track and the stable in Chantilly, a commune just north of Paris, according to Ouest France. After tossing her rider, she took to the streets and even crossed a roundabout before charging full speed into the open bar, whose security cameras caught the whole thing on video.

In full gallop through the narrow establishment, the horse can be seen sending chairs scattering and patrons running for the exits. Luckily, despite the chaos, no one was hurt, not even the unexpected visitor, who was recovered in a nearby parking lot before she could even get a drink.

I guess that explains the long face.
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... and it says, “Excuse me, good sir, are you hiring?”

The manager says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?”

And the horse snorts back, “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
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and the horse says, "Où se trouvent les toilettes? Je dois vraiment faire pipi".

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. . . and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve horses."

"My mistake" say the (very polite) horse. "Tell me, what do you serve?"

"Mainly Budweiser" says the bartender.

"So you do serve horse piss. Where can I donate?"

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:funee:
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Joe Guy wrote:and the horse says, "Où se trouvent les toilettes? Je dois vraiment faire pipi".
and then the horse says, after all, I am a race horse.

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a Russian racehorse?

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