Plan B Forum

( to be read in a Canadian Plains accent)

I have to start my return to politics with a trumpian criticism ...., of course of course.....

fuckin andy ...., what the fucks wrong with you, eh?

you can t even have a fuckin intelligent conversation, eh, withoot twice apologizing?

"ooooh, I m not a sexist", he quivered.....

"oooooo, I m not a misoginyst...., but".... he ventured boldly.....

c'mon man, grow a set already, you re like a hundred, eh?

(just in case someone misses the point.....)

(for you, BB..., )

but back to the elephant in the room....

that Alexandria ocasio-cortez is just fucking hot, eh......

even her name just rolls (he said creepily) of your tongue..... mmmmm

...and those chompers!

I just love a good set of corn cleaners.... (that Kelly anne Conway......, little minx that she is,. she is pure carnivore....)

but Alexandria is really the most enchantingly beautiful and vivacious thing that I have ever seen in politics. (excepting Justin T., of course....)

taylor swift will just have to take a back seat..., and the tennis crushes....

alex...., I fuckin love you, eh?

Has he got one?

If not, if he needs the income he should get one...

He'll starve to death if he tries to make a living on the stand-up comedy circuit...

ETA:

Maybe he can pick up a few bucks doing truck repairs for folks who aren't fussy about how long it takes...

c mon, man, address the the fucking point, eh?

did you, or did you not surrender your nuts?

was a it willing fucking surrender or were you fucking coerced?

did Britain require such surr-fucking-render upon leaving their shores?

these are the fucking questions, eh?

you were making fucking intelligent fucking observations, and relaying accurate fucking remembrances of fucking historic and fucking present day shit, and yet you felt the fucking , fucked up need to apologized for truth because you were talking about fucking people with fucking...., "vagiiiiinas"

what the fucking fuck, man.

yer in fucking America now man. do as the fucking romans and speak fucking freely, eh?

...and don t you fucking smile, you fucked up fucks..., your fucking fucked up fucking faces might fucking break....

just keep yur fucking sticks on the fucking ice, eh?

and fuck the fuck off.

this was a fucking minty fucking post, so I m just gonna fuckin send send it!

three words...., pot brownies.

Now it all makes sense. Knowing the author's inspiration helps understand the perspective represented.

ex-khobar Andy wrote:Has he got one?

I believe he collects SSDI while complaining bitterly about the government taking care of people who need a hand up.

They were my favorite kind of anti-government cranks in Montana - the ones who lived for benefits check day and railed against a welfare state.

wesw wrote:three words...., pot brownies.

I could have sworn it was "Bath Salts".

LSD would have been my guess.

Maybe we should add Tourette Syndrome to the rest of the things that wesw has wrong with him.

-"BB"-

you minty fucking fucks are just fucking mint, eh?

this is a testicle fucking free zone, eh?

tourettes is the least of my fucking worries, eh?

it s the fucking minty ass Parkinson s that really is fucking fucking me.

I can t even shoot a fucking rabbit unless he s fucking balls to wall running, eh?

if the minty ass long eared fucking fuck is sitting still I ll never even fucking graze the little long eared stew stocking fucker......

bugs bunny? hell no, the fucking bunny bugs me.....

well, at least my dick still works...., not that I have the energy to use the fucking fucker.

keep shittin out your ass..., and fuck off ya minty fucking fuckers.

Meade, wes started it!