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You mean they would PAY me for that?

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Once again your mind is in the gutter, Scooter...
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In the sewer, even.
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In Canberra there is a local government post of "Brothel Inspector", it pays too.
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Cool your jets, Scooter.  It's probably the same as with wine tasting, where you're expected to swish it around in your mouth and then spit it out.
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Those orange cones are his depth and diameter gauges.
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ex-khobar Andy wrote:Those orange cones are his depth and diameter gauges.
Yes, the "LWH" on the cone is short for "Length, Width, Hardness." Don't bother if you don't measure up.
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But aren't they supposed to assess the hole and not the man?
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Yes, and then the county taxes the hole based on its assessed value.
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Judging from the sign in the background, it's probably in a country where English is not the primary language. Something got lost in the translation.

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