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fly emirates.....

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....said trump to Pelosi....

hilarious, just fucking hilarious.

trump may not be the best pres ever but he sure is the most mostest president ever......

fly emireates....., oh my, I got a cramp, I laughed so hard......

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Sure, who cares how many lives he endangered by flouting security protocols and leaking their travel plans.

But so long as you could get a laugh out of it.

Treason will out, I guess.
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oh, and the fruity fucking Toronto tonto fucking chimes in....

just go chew on some fucking dingleberries and fuck the the fuck off you fuck ridden fucker.

worry about yer own fuckin country you fuckin global fuckin fruitcake.

go to fucking yemen and get thrown off a fucking building then tell me how fucking bad I am ya fucking fuck.

I got nothing against a little cocksucking , hell, if you were half a man I might even get hard for ya, but you fruity fucking militants are fucking most fucked up fuckers ever.

fucking bitches......

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You’ve completely lost the plot haven’t you?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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I m actually having fun here, for the first time in a while....

don t be hatin brother....

8-)

ps. I guess that liberty tried something similar, but let s face it.....

he can t hold a candle to me......

I m the fucking fucked up shit, eh?

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Don't worry, your checks from the Kremlin will keep coming in at least until the next election.

Treason has always paid well.
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good comeback you pink pussied pantywaste....

...fuck the fuck off before I call yer fucking mommy on ya...., ya fucking fuck.

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Well bless your heart.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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funniest thing I ve read all day.....

:ok

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men sometimes mistake me for a fool, and sometimes they are right, but.....

I have a purpose and an affinity anda skill in about and for certain things.....

....I don t represent my lord very well, or very consistently or even faithfully enough to get me to heaven....., but the lord knows, now, that I don t work against him, and that I work for him whenever my weakness allows.

I may go to hell, but the devil will make me suffer , as I have done for him.

and really...., fuck that fucker. ive suffered before, I suffer now and I m accustomed to, and practiced at, suffering, so fuck that fucker too.

I ll just say to you fucking guys...., justfucking give a passing thought to some empathy.....

3cQNkIrg-Tk


the cities are always the first to suffer and fall in hard times, right?
....so maybe backwards fuckin fucks have just a little something to offer, eh?

a fella who can skin a buck and run a trotline has some value, no?

just watch one little song for me....., one iv e posted ten times, but one that you may not know..... a little young hank....

a country boy can survive.....

...I ll try to post the vid, but youtube is making it harder....., not impossible, but a pain I the ass, ya know?

3cQNkIrg-Tk

yhird time is a charm...

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q ... xJZaf9cGI9

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The best thing to do with wes is to ignore him and hope like the bad case of the clap it will soon disappear.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Nah, I'm enjoying witnessing his psychotic break far too much.
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I think wes's efforts to try to rationalize and justify to himself Trump's words and actions have created such a level of internal cognitive dissonance within him that it finally pushed him completely over the edge...
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All you gotta do wes is paste that '3cQNkIrg-Tk' between two youtube tags [youtbe] and [/youtbe] of course with a 'u' in each one.
youtube is making it harder


What exactly is it that youtube is making harder? - or maybe I really shouldn't ask.

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Wes, if' you're looking for a personal theme song, I've got one for you that is far more appropriate than A Country Boy Can Survive:

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I like the original better.

btw: this song was banned for a time.


Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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(from the screenshot) — 'Udderly mad' ?
That must be when a farmer develops a strange relationship with his favorite Holstein.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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Or mad at his significant udder....

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I m not mad at anyone , joe...., I m just having fun cussing and being frank without malice.....

fuck you fucking cunts if you can t take a joke, eh?

and andy...., to be serious for a BRIEF moment.

...I can t copy the shit after the equal sign properly, all of a sudden...., the fucking blue highlighted shit wont cover what I want it too at all..., I have to copy extra fucking lines and then erase them from my posy until only the valid fucking symbols are left....

.... not impossible, but a pain....

I don t know why things changed but they have, so I blame google or , and, youtube because it doesn t seem to be a prob in my computer.....

maybe some pink pussied prick complained to much and I got put on some fucking algorithm that I can t even begin to fathom....


....I don t fucking know....

please don t fucking ask me to be serious again for a fucking while. eh?

do a brother a solid?

well, if you want to talk about an older ford truck, I m your guy, but other than that just have a fuckin beer and talk shit, EH?


I m just kiddin...., talk about what you fucking want, you re in America,eh?


....just don t expect me to fuckin listen....

:)

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