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The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:33 pm
by Scooter
Two contestants were each asked one of these questions:
Which app, when an umlaut is added to the first letter, becomes a German word meaning "over" or "above":
A. eBay
B. Instagram
C. Uber
D. AirBnB
Contestant's answer: A
What biblical phrase refers not to an odd number of aquatic animals, but to the symbolic closures on the Book of Revelation:
A. Three dolphins
B. Five manatees
C. Seven seals
D. Nine otters
Contestant's answer: B
The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:35 pm
by RayThom
I kept yelling "D. Nine otters" at the TV screen but the stupid young lady wouldn't listen. Talk about frustration.
What a dope.
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:15 am
by Gob
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:38 pm
by Bicycle Bill
I know stupidity is universal and not just confined to our side of the pond, but it's always nice to have it confirmed once in a while.
-"BB"-
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:01 pm
by Econoline
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:28 am
by Scooter
In the same vein, watching the tail end of Family Feud, where they have to come up with an answer to each of five survey questions in 20 seconds:
"Name a political party"
vacant expression for five seconds, until she passes to the next question
"Fill in the blank - 'blank it off' "
Answer - "Blank it off all over my body"
eta - I had forgotten, earlier in the game, question was "Other than Steve Harvey, what actor should play Steve Harvey in movie about his life?"
Answer - Donald Trump
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:22 am
by Long Run
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:50 am
by Gob
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:08 pm
by Bicycle Bill
The peroxide from her hair has obviously leached into her skull and affected her brain.
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The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:42 pm
by RayThom
Re. Ditzy Miss Teen USA, Caitlin Upton, after contemplating suicide, is now a working actor in Hollywood -- because of, or in spite of, her horribly convoluted answer during her pageant appearance.
Obviously, there is still hope for my own success. Paraphrasing Navin R. Johnson, "I can be a somebody now!"
Re: The village idiot's family on Who Wants to be a Milliona
Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:57 pm
by Long Run
RayThom wrote:
Obviously, there is still hope for my own success. Paraphrasing Navin R. Johnson, "I can be a somebody now!"
Just stay away from the cans.
