Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
-"BB"-
On the sixth day, God created all the animals on the land
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Bicycle Bill
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On the sixth day, God created all the animals on the land
GOD (creating the dog): "You shall be man's best friend."
Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
-"BB"-
Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?