On the sixth day, God created all the animals on the land

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On the sixth day, God created all the animals on the land

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GOD (creating the dog):  "You shall be man's best friend."
Dog:  "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD:  "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ...   The hell with it.  You can't talk."
Dog:  "......."
GOD:  "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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