On the sixth day, God created all the animals on the land
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2019 3:13 pm
GOD (creating the dog): "You shall be man's best friend."
Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
-"BB"-
Dog: "That's kind of sexist, don't you think?"
GOD: "No, I don't mean only males, I mean 'man' as in every ... The hell with it. You can't talk."
Dog: "......."
GOD: "And if you eat chocolate, it will kill you."
-"BB"-