Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior appeared at the window, had a peek, walked in and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arseholes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well .... only two left."
Seniors -- don't mess with them!
For sale...
For sale...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”