Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:38 pm

There's a big effort to promote the new "compliant" Driver License. A close look at the before and after examples is revealing:

Long Run · Post by **Long Run** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:41 pm

Worth the wait.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:45 pm

The wonders of facial reconstruction. I wonder why Jane Doe thought it was necessary.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:08 pm

Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.

ex-khobar Andy · Post by **ex-khobar Andy** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 pm

What are the odds of two Jane Does, living at the same address in Ohio and with the same birthdate, having two different appearances?

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:41 pm

And the same birth dates. And photos that belie their blue eyes.

RayThom · Post by **RayThom** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:51 pm

Joe Guy wrote:Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.

I'm going to take a wild guess here. Did you show up at the DMV in blackface... AGAIN?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:37 pm

No, not this time. The process for renewing your license in California has changed quite a bit now that they are issuing the Real ID. They gave me this to use when I stood in front of the camera:

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:11 pm

Joe Guy wrote:No, not this time. The process for renewing your license in California has changed quite a bit now that they are issuing the Real ID. They gave me this to use when I stood in front of the camera:

I thought you self-identified as a cartoon skunk? Shouldn't your ID/drivers license reflect this choice?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:38 pm

I still carry this one but they don't let me on airplanes when I show it to them...

TPFKA@W · Post by **TPFKA@W** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:24 pm

You are a bit older than I thought. Might explain the smell.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:54 am

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm a bit older than I thought, too. That might explain why old ladies don't call me 'such a nice young man' anymore.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:25 am

I also notice that the (presumably) Caucasian lady is violating the Ohio photo requirement. She is not looking at the camera and has her head tilted down. What's the matter with kids today?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:12 am

Maybe she’s extra tall and that’s the best she could do. In California she would be described as greatly exceeding the elevation of the average female.

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:25 pm

Nah, the license says she's 5' 2".

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:12 pm

I missed that. Maybe the person who took the photo was vertically challenged.

Big RR · Post by **Big RR** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 pm

Or maybe her head is naturally pitched on her neck that way.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:30 pm

You're probably right, Big RR. Or she might be a nun.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:13 pm

She probably has the smartphone hump.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:58 am

RayThom wrote:
Joe Guy wrote:Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.
I'm going to take a wild guess here. Did you show up at the DMV in blackface... AGAIN?

I understand that the last time Joe showed up in black face was when he was called for jury duty...

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