Page 1 of 2

Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:38 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
There's a big effort to promote the new "compliant" Driver License. A close look at the before and after examples is revealing:

Image

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:41 pm
by Long Run
Worth the wait.

Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:45 pm
by RayThom
The wonders of facial reconstruction. I wonder why Jane Doe thought it was necessary.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:08 pm
by Joe Guy
Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
What are the odds of two Jane Does, living at the same address in Ohio and with the same birthdate, having two different appearances?

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:41 pm
by Big RR
And the same birth dates. And photos that belie their blue eyes.

Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:51 pm
by RayThom
Joe Guy wrote:Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.
I'm going to take a wild guess here. Did you show up at the DMV in blackface... AGAIN?

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:37 pm
by Joe Guy
No, not this time. The process for renewing your license in California has changed quite a bit now that they are issuing the Real ID. They gave me this to use when I stood in front of the camera:

Image

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:11 pm
by TPFKA@W
Joe Guy wrote:No, not this time. The process for renewing your license in California has changed quite a bit now that they are issuing the Real ID. They gave me this to use when I stood in front of the camera:

Image

I thought you self-identified as a cartoon skunk? Shouldn't your ID/drivers license reflect this choice?

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:38 pm
by Joe Guy
I still carry this one but they don't let me on airplanes when I show it to them...

Image

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:24 pm
by TPFKA@W
You are a bit older than I thought. Might explain the smell.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:54 am
by Joe Guy
Thanks for pointing that out. I'm a bit older than I thought, too. That might explain why old ladies don't call me 'such a nice young man' anymore.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:25 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I also notice that the (presumably) Caucasian lady is violating the Ohio photo requirement. She is not looking at the camera and has her head tilted down. What's the matter with kids today?

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:12 am
by Joe Guy
Maybe she’s extra tall and that’s the best she could do. In California she would be described as greatly exceeding the elevation of the average female.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:25 pm
by Big RR
Nah, the license says she's 5' 2".

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:12 pm
by Joe Guy
I missed that. Maybe the person who took the photo was vertically challenged.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 pm
by Big RR
Or maybe her head is naturally pitched on her neck that way.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:30 pm
by Joe Guy
You're probably right, Big RR. Or she might be a nun.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:13 pm
by BoSoxGal
She probably has the smartphone hump.

Re: Democrat plan to increase their voter pool in Ohio

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 3:58 am
by Lord Jim
RayThom wrote:
Joe Guy wrote:Thanks, Meade. That explains why the photo on my new Real ID makes me look like a black man.
I'm going to take a wild guess here. Did you show up at the DMV in blackface... AGAIN?
I understand that the last time Joe showed up in black face was when he was called for jury duty... :)