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welll..., this is getting deep

my cat is called Possum, because he looks like a possum

this is a different computer for those of you too dense to have figured it out for yourselves

funnily, if i don t stroke the o key firmly it will not register, so laughs will abound from that i m sure, at least for me

this old thing was in the closet fr a number f years and it seems to believe that it is 2013, and needs to have the date reset everytime that i use it,

it weighs about 20 lbs....

oh shit, i ve noticed that a couple of o s did not register, i am rolling on the floor laughing, figuratively.

this thing is so slow that it isn t worth the effort to get online


it probably has more crap n it than a frisco sidewalk....

actually, i am a martian from the planet neptune

my cat is a possum

and bsg is a very stable genius

hillary is my president

and i give a fuck what y0u think of me

australia s fires started spontaneously and notre dame was an accident

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wesw's happy new year gift:

For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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nice.

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TPFKA@W wrote:My detective got shots of the inside, not even a bit of marmite. Or vegemite. or mites in general.
That’s because Marmite and Vegemite don’t need refrigeration. Mites might. I dunno.

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Speaking of marmite, I hear it makes a great facial. The pics the detective showed me today has you looking a little run down. Give it a try.

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TPFKA@W wrote:Speaking of marmite, I hear it makes a great facial. The pics the detective showed me today has you looking a little run down. Give it a try.
Joe tried this beauty tip quite some time ago. He sent me a photo while the marmite dried in the outdoor air.

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You forget I’m in the SF Bay Area. If someone sees me with Marmite on my face, I’ll be accused of wearing black face and/or appropriating someone’s culture.

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Joe Guy wrote:You forget I’m in the SF Bay Area.
The detective said you made that up to throw people off your scent. Apparently you actually live in Iowa. It is likely harder to buy marmite there. Maybe you could just shave with it.

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wesw wrote:my cat is called Possum, because he looks like a possum
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Sure he doesn't look like a marmot?

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TPFKA@W wrote: The detective said you made that up to throw people off your scent. Apparently you actually live in Iowa. It is likely harder to buy marmite there. Maybe you could just shave with it.
Well... to be honest, which I always often am, I was a Vegemite consumer. Gob sent me my first sample because I couldn't find Marmite or Vegemite here. Later I found it at a store nearby that no longer exists. I haven't had it in quite a while but now that I'm thinking about it maybe I'll have it again. It's available at Amazon and other places now.

Btw- is your detective's name 'Clouseau'? I saw someone in front of my house hiding in the hedges with a badge on him that said, 'Chief Inspector'. He ran away after a chihuahua walked by and peed on him.

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well, I was able t0 splice the wire f0r my charger f0r my 0ld c0mputer back tgether ....

it is a fire hazard n0w, but w0rth it f0r the increased speed at which I am able t0 ann0y peple ...

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0h shit , my splice has failed....

this may be my last bradcast fr0m this computer...

mayday, mayday...

battery depleted...., mayday.....

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0h, nevermind, it wasn t plugged in.

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Hey wesw, maybe you should start a GoFundMe page for donations for a new computer. We're all one big family here.

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Joe Guy wrote:Hey wesw, maybe you should start a GoFundMe page for donations for a new computer. We're all one big family here.
Nope; GoFundMe is where people share what they have with those who are less fortunate — which is leftist thinking and/or 'socialism' no matter what sort of a name you put on it, and as a dedicated Trumpketeer he would have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with it.

Others might class it as a form of charity, but with wesw considering himself to be the strong, stubborn throwback to the bold, daring, independent mountain men of early America that he is, he would NEVER consider accepting a handout from someone else either.

So I guess we're stuck with our little problem child and his 'broken' computer until he gets bored with his latest antic and moves on to something new.
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Well, then there's that...

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is your detective's name 'Clouseau'?
Don't be absurd. I would never send a French detective to Iowa. You should learn to make vegemiteatavegaminmite out of the corn you doubtless grow.

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TPFKA@W wrote:Don't be absurd. I would never send a French detective to Iowa. You should learn to make vegemiteatavegaminmite out of the corn you doubtless grow.
Yeah, right. I don’t even know where Iowa is. Is it in the USA?

I have grown corn though. Right in my backyard. Over yonder...

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