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TPFKA@W
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Vasectomy

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After their 11th. child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

' A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Kentucky) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10. ''

The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me . '
"Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"...

"2"...

"3"...

“4"...

"5"...

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia, Missouri, and West Virginia.
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Joe Guy
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Re: Vascectomy

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Is that how they spell vasectomy in Kentucky?


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Re: Vasectomy

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Joe Guy wrote:Is that how they spell vasectomy in Kentucky?

Probably. But I don’t know what you’re talking about. 8-)

ex-khobar Andy
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Re: Vasectomy

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I told that story to my neighbors. I've been kicked out of the housing association.

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Re: Vasectomy

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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