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The Day the Toilet Paper Stood Still
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:50 pm
Some bright spark sub at the Guardian titled the piece 'Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.'
Shorely, 'Close Encounters of the Trud Kind'?
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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The Toilet Paper of Doctor Caligari
The Toilet Paper of the Opera
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The Man Who Would Be Toilet Paper
The Wind and The Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper's Day Off
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Some past Oscar nominees:

1945

The Toilet Paper of St. Mary's
The Lost Toilet Paper
A Tree Grows in Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper of Dorian Gray
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Surely it’s A Tree Grows In(to) Toilet Paper?
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A new experiment in growth medium?
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The Neverending Toilet Paper
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Chitty Chitty Toilet Paper
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Toilet paper goes to war:
WW I
Toilet Paper of Arabia
The Blue Toilet Paper
A Farewell to Toilet Paper
WW II
From Here to Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper!
Thirty Seconds over Toilet Paper
The Big Red Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Escape
The Longest Toilet Paper
Twelve O'Clock Toilet Paper
The Battle of the Toilet Paper  (or The Toilet Paper of the Bulge; take your pick)
Toilet Paper's Express
Kelly's Toilet Paper
The Dirty Toilet Paper    (...eeewwwww!)
Korea:
The Toilet Papers at Toko-Ri
T * O * I * L * E * T * P * A * P * E * R
Vietnam:
Good Morning, Toilet Paper!
The Green Toilet Papers
Full Metal Toilet Paper    (ouch!)
Other:
Toilet Paper Down
Zero Dark Toilet Paper
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:39 am
WW II
From Here to Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper!
Thirty Seconds over Toilet Paper
The Big Red Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Escape
The Longest Toilet Paper
Twelve O'Clock Toilet Paper
The Battle of the Toilet Paper  (or The Toilet Paper of the Bulge; take your pick)
Toilet Paper's Express
Kelly's Toilet Paper
The Dirty Toilet Paper
What about:

The Toilet Paper on the River Kwai
The Thin Red Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper of Anne Frank
Toilet Paper at Nuremberg
The Toilet Paper of Navarone
Rome, Toilet Paper City
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Scooter wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:26 am
Bicycle Bill wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:39 am
WW II
From Here to Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper, Toilet Paper!
Thirty Seconds over Toilet Paper
The Big Red Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Escape
The Longest Toilet Paper
Twelve O'Clock Toilet Paper
The Battle of the Toilet Paper  (or The Toilet Paper of the Bulge; take your pick)
Toilet Paper's Express
Kelly's Toilet Paper
The Dirty Toilet Paper
What about:

The Toilet Paper on the River Kwai
The Thin Red Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper of Anne Frank
Toilet Paper at Nuremberg
The Toilet Paper of Navarone
Rome, Toilet Paper City
The TP on the River Kwai had already been done, and I figured that I should leave some for others to post.
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The Toilet Paper of the Baskervilles

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