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Trump's suppository approach to CV19 treatment?
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The mind boggles...
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I'm trying very hard to understand what they meant to say. Nail bleaching?? Is there such a thing?? Mr Google will know.

Apparently there is. It has even been patented.
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If it hasn't been photoshopped, then yes, anal bleaching is also a thing.
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Scooter wrote: ↑
Wed May 27, 2020 12:10 pm
 If it hasn't been photoshopped, then yes, anal bleaching is also a thing.
I'm 70 years old. I've lived in 10 different countries. Somehow I've got to this point without ever knowing that anal bleaching was a thing. I must move in the wrong circles.
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I think it's a pretty safe bet that you could have lived life just as fully and died just as happy if you had never heard of it.
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I mean... who wants to look at an unbleached anus, right?
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Pretty sure that most, if not all, of the anuses I have looked at have been unbleached. It never made my eyes crossed.
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Scooter wrote: ↑
Wed May 27, 2020 2:43 pm
 It never made my eyes crossed.
That's 'cause you're supposed to dot your eyes and cross your tease.
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