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Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:44 am
by Bicycle Bill
Why did the detective cross the road?

To get to the homicide.
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Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:53 pm
by TPFKA@W
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:03 pm
by Big RR
Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to tear gas protesters for a photo op.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:23 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Why did the pedant cross the road?

To find out why the gas protesters should be torn up

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:48 pm
by TPFKA@W
Why did Mead cross the road? To find something to wine about.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:09 pm
by Joe Guy
Why did @W cross the road?

Because there was a puppy and a toddler on the other side and they were irritating her.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:24 pm
by TPFKA@W
Why did the puppy and the toddler cross @w? To get a free trip.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Why did Darren cross the road?

What other side?

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:42 am
by Joe Guy
Why did BSG cross the road?

Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:10 am
by BoSoxGal
Joe Guy wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:42 am
Why did BSG cross the road?

Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
:ok :lol: :mrgreen:

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:00 am
by dales
Why did wesw cross the road?

He never did, he's still trying to figure out how.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:49 am
by Econoline
dales wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:00 am
Why did wesw cross the road?
He couldn't. He had to cr0ss the r0ad, instead.

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:18 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Why did Trump cross the road twice?

He always double-crosses

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:18 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Why did Biden cross the road?

He forgot

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:19 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Why did lib cross the road?

See, there were these black kids, second-graders, approaching me on my side

Re: Why did the (blank) cross the road?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:58 am
by ex-khobar Andy
Why did Meade cross the road? It wasn't a road; more of a Longstreet.