Please rescue me

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Scooter
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"I've decided to become straight and join a Pentecostal church."
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Joe Guy
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People are always telling me I take everything too seriously.

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Scooter
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I am in awe of the village idiot's thought provoking and insightful commentary.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Donald Trump is the best president since Ronald Reagan!





I got a bit sick in the mouth typing that.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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dales
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Donald Trump will go down in US history as OUR GREATEST PRESIDENT ever!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


yrs,
rubato

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Gob
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My mate rubato is the most insightful person I've ever met.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I still hope I can marry Scooter and have a big cake
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts

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I need to ask my husband what to think, before I can answer your question.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké

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Scooter
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose

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Gob
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I'm thinking of moving to Detroit and opening a steak restaurant.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Tell Bosoxgal I love her.

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*SIGH*...I really miss getting all dressed up and going out dancing all night long.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Best show ever:

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