Florida Is In The News Again

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Florida Is In The News Again

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They had sex off a Florida highway in the middle of the day. Passing drivers interrupted

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Outdoor dining in a pandemic: Acceptable.

Outdoor sex on a busy highway: A criminal offense.

One Florida couple found out the hard way that getting romantic while cars zoom by can spoil the mood quickly.

According to a police report from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, Amber Gormley and Shawn McClelland were arrested Tuesday after “many drivers” observed them having intimate relations on the side of a road in Largo, near St. Petersburg, around 2 p.m.

The complaint says Gormley, 39, and McClelland, 30, both of Clearwater, had intercourse “in an open area” where “all drivers could see them” on Whitney Road and US Highway 19 North,

Many passersby called authorities.

After they were read their rights, the “offender” admitted he performed acts of a sexual nature upon Gormley, the report says. But according to both parties, their outdoor rendezvous was “consensual.”

Charges for each included public display of penetration and lewd and lascivious exhibition. They were held at Pinellas County Jail on $10,000 bond.

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Pfft, it's not a real Florida story unless alcohol and alligators are involved. (Alternatively, meth and Burmese pythons.)
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We don't know if booze (or perhaps meth) played a part in this sordid tail.

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She was a 'lady of negotiable virtue', he was a client, and they were staging an impromptu dramatization of one of the all-time great novels in English literature, "A Sale of Two Titties".
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First they say in the middle of the road then they reveal it was off to the side. What a rip-off. I mean if they were boning on the median strip that would be a prime Florida story. This not so much.
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Perhaps a simple misunderstanding of road signage?

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I was only 11 when this song came out, so I didn't spend a lot of time contemplating the lyrics, but:
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
is probably the most pointed reference to the fondling of male genitalia that I can recall ever hearing on mainstream radio.
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